“What the %$&#! It’s raining bananas!” scream the explorers. Moon Squares Uranus, the Sun Begins Conjunction to Saturn & XV The Devil-Reversed
Daily Horoscope for Tuesday, March 11, 2025
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Good afternoon, friends!
Suddenly, there was a loud Thump! commanding the attention of everyone, who quickly tracked the sound. On the ground was a banana. Yellow, firm, and curved, just like you’d imagine it. Curiously, the explorers all cocked their heads north, like little bewildered dogs, eyes wide. Again, Thump! Thump! Thumpity-thump! To their shock and amazement, bananas were raining down all around them! Falling like little torpedoes. One hit a man on the shoulder, knocking him sideways. Another was bonked in the head, knocking him out. Running for cover, hands shielding their scalps, the explorers ducked under the eves of a nearby tree and stared up at the sky in complete disbelief.
To be continued…
Yesterday, I went over the major transits for the week, so if you missed yesterday’s free weekly overview, you can check it out here.
The Sun begins his partile conjunction to Saturn today, then Saturn moves ahead, ever so slightly, breaking the connection, only to be overcome by the Sun again…I think this is an interesting power play and has a similar feel to the transits going on with Uranus today (which I get into below). So, it could feel as if there is a close call or we almost slip on the banana peel, but we don’t, only to actually slip on the banana peel later! And the pain in our butts is real.
Let me know if anything like this happens in your life.
Okay, let’s get into….the astrology
(all times are in Eastern time unless mentioned otherwise)
TUESDAY, March 11, 2025
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